WARNING

Please be advised that every transmission whether by email, text or voice mail is being monitored by the United States Government, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the Office of Special Investigations.  In lieu of my security clearance, many of my impulsive actions and my past experiences, it has been decided that I am a concern regarding national security.  Any comments that you make may cause your being included in the monitoring and current investigation.  Please consider yourself duly warned.  I will not repeat this warning again.